The Neon Genesis Evangelion/Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory crossover.
"Willy Wonka And The Eighth Angel"
M A Davis / Miko
Dr. Willy Wonka, Commander-In-Chief of the NERV Candy Company, sat in his command chair, steepling his white-gloved hands, glaring out over the entire operation. Around him people were working furiously at their stations, trying to co-ordinate another defense against an invading angel, this one code-named "Ghirardelli".
One of the technicians spun about in her chair. "Sir! We've lost contact with Oompa-Loompa Unit Two! The pilot's not responding!"
"Sir! Oompa-Loompa Unit One is going berserk! The everlasting autoplug-stopper isn't working!"
Dr. Wonka remained calm. "Pull the plug," he said. "Have the first pilot, Veruca Salt, prepare to pilot Unit One."
Sir! That's not her Oompa-Loompa! The synch ratio is too far off!" a tech said.
"What about the new unit? The one made entirely of chocolate?" one tech asked.
"It's not ready yet," another replied.
"Do as I say," Dr. Wonka replied. "Although, I have to admit, I've never tried this before, so I'm not completely certain it will work..."
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